Chiefs are No Good: Kansas City Signs Justin Tucker to Push Misogynist Harrison Butker

Justin Tucker was accused by 16 women of sexual misconduct. Then he was released by the Ravens. Now he's back with the Chiefs who have a struggling misogynist kicker currently in Harrison Butker.

Chiefs are No Good: Kansas City Signs Justin Tucker to Push Misogynist Harrison Butker
A football misses on a kick. The Chiefs are no good. Drawn by Rich Kurtzman.

The Kansas City Chiefs are in the Mile High City to face our Denver Broncos this week.

And just to give you another reason to hate them, they signed Justin Tucker to the practice squad today.

Tucker is going to put pressure on another terrible human and bad kicker Harrison Butker ahead of the Broncos game this Sunday.

Kansas City Chiefs Sign Justin Tucker

Justin Tucker was one of the best kickers in NFL history.

Then he was accused of sexual misconduct by 16 women at Baltimore area spas in 2025, for things he allegedly did between 2012 and 2016.

Tucker denied the allegations of sexual misconduct, which according to the Baltimore Banner were:

"Five of the women said Tucker asked them to massage his pelvic region or inner thighs while he had an erection. Then they said he repeatedly wiggled his pelvis to remove the sheets, which fully or partially exposed his genitals. Two women said Tucker brushed them with his exposed penis. Three said, when they returned to the treatment room after Tucker left, they discovered a large wet spot on the massage table, which they strongly believed to be ejaculate."

Tucker was later released by the Baltimore Ravens a few months later, before the 2025 season, for what the team called a "football decision."

They wouldn't even own up to the fact that Tucker was making the entire organization look bad.

Of course, they could lean on the fact that he sucked in 2024 compared to previous years. His field goal percentage fell from 86.5% in 2023 to 73.3% in 2024.

And the entire reason he was signed is because Harrison Butker — another proud member of the Catholic faith — has sucked kicking the football this year.

Misogynist Harrison Butker is About to get the Boot

Butker famously spoke Catholic school Benedictine College in 2024 about how women should leave school and get back into the kitchen.

His speech made students uncomfortable, mostly due to the bigotry.

It included railing on abortion rights, Joe Biden, COVID-19 response (aka masking etc.), and IVF.

But the misogyny part was the worst.

“How many of you are sitting here now, about to cross this stage, and are thinking about all the promotions and titles you are going to get in your career? Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world. But I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world.”

No, Harrison you puny-brained putz. They're not thinking about starting a family at the moment. They're about to graduate from college, you rube.

A misogynist, by definition, is: a person who hates or discriminates against women.

Butker doesn't think women should be getting degrees. He thinks they should be in the kitchen, having children, cleaning house. It's gross.

After playing decently in 2025, Butker's kicking is laughably bad this year.

He's down to a career-low 68.8% on field goals, missing 5-of-16 field goal kicks this year. Butker also missed an extra point.

Now, the Chiefs are about to replace the misogynist kicker who sucks with the kicker who was accused of sexual misconduct by scores of women and also sucks right before the Broncos game.

Simply, the Chiefs are no good.

This All Benefits the Denver Broncos

If you needed another reason to hate the Chiefs on Sunday, here you go.

Last year I attended the Broncos-Chiefs game at Mile High and called Butker a misogynist so many times a Chiefs fan tried to stick up for him. I'm not sure he knew what the word means.

Then Butker had an extra point blocked and the Broncos not only tied it, but eventually won 22-19.

This Sunday, we may be chanting worse things at Tucker if he ends up booting Butker off the team.

Yes, you can hate the Chiefs because they're a divisional rival.

Or, you can hate them because they have a racist mascot and their fans do a racist chant all game long.

Now, you can hate them for not one but two kickers.

Again, this all benefits the Denver Broncos because just like last year's game, this year's showdown at Mile High will likely come down to kicking and special teams.

If the Chiefs do sign Tucker to the active roster, what he actually does on the field will be an unknown. He could go in and make all his kicks. Or after not kicking in an NFL game in over a year, he could be rusty and miss one or multiple attempts.

Meanwhile Butker has made only two-thirds of his kicks this year; he's bound to miss one if he stays on the team.

Chiefs (5-1) vs. Broncos (5-2) kicks off at 2:25 p.m. MT on Sunday, Nov. 1.


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Rich Kurtzman was born and raised in Denver Colorado and attended Colorado State University in Fort Collins in the aughts. He's been a professional writer since 2011, covering Colorado State football and men's basketball, as well as the Denver Broncos, for many outlets. Current Denver Broncos work can be found on Mile High Sports. Previous credits include CBS Denver and The USA TODAY Sports Media Group.